Stallone the Animal

Did you know that Sylvester Stallone is 65 years old? He was born on July 6, 1946. How many 65 year old guys do you know who look like this?

This is a still from his upcoming film Bullet to the Head, which is due out in April. In the film, he faces off against Jason Momoa, who you might remember as the new Conan from Conan the Barbarian. That failed attempt at a reboot was absolutely tepid, but that wasn't Momoa's fault. He did a good job in a film that was hamstrung by a horrid script, horrid special effects, horrid direction. You get the idea.

In Bullet, a cop and a hitman watch their partners die and decide to team up to take down their mutual enemy. It may not be the most original film premise, but it does feature Stallone and Momoa fighting with axes. Yes, I'm interested. Expect a trailer soon.

How is it possible to be that ripped at age 65?

You may also have seen this photo featuring Stallone and another of the stars of The Expendables 2.

Yes, that's Arnold and Stallone, two action-movie icons, in the hospital getting their shoulders worked on after The Expendables 2 wrapped up. I guess even tough guys need maintenance from time to time.